Some people think just because their house sits up off the ground they'll be safe.
Not true.
This poor guy trusted his home security to gravity and look where it got him. He's currently down at county general in traction. And you know what he keeps asking for? Brownies and the sound of the frogs from the pond next door. Well, no one can bring you Brownies, and the frogs... well, the frogs will hopefully be there when you get home.
Preferably in time to put on new locks.



