Thefts
No matter how far you go from civilization, you can never escape the brownie thieves.
Anyone with brownies is in serious, serious danger of losing them, and maybe losing a lot more. Driving through a small camp ground, our victim this time found a secluded corner site and started putting together his gear. His mistake came when he opened that cooler full of brownies.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 14:04 )
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Think it's safe to go to the park with your girlfriend?
Think again, at least if you're carrying brownies.
What you'll see here is a disturbing, graphic representation of the lengths to which the Thieves' cartel will go in search of the brownies. Over months, maybe years, t...
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:58 )
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Bernard McGillicuddy - Staff
Attacking again, Brownie Thieves took advantage of our consumer culture to do a little consuming of their own.
Unfortunate Baker Jeff Pedersen was un-hooking his outdated tube-style TV when the crime occurred. He claims not to have seen or heard anything, but instead sens...
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:33 )
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Some people think just because their house sits up off the ground they'll be safe.
Not true.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:17 )
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Falling asleep watching the game on TV used to be fine no matter what you'd just pulled out of the oven.
Not anymore.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:16 )
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Living proof that anything can be an entry point, these girls carry noxious chemicals with them to the job.
Overcoming stiff obstacles to acquire their booty, these Thieves scale walls and pick locks like nobody's business.
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:14 )
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This poor guy tried to bring brownies home and got garroted for his trouble.
Without a team of bodyguards, your brownies just aren't safe on the streets these days. Paramedics were called to the scene when a neighbor, looking into the garage for evidence of live-in vagrants, happened to notice the po...
Last Updated ( Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:15 )
Read more...A local middle school teacher who requested to remain anonymous called police Saturday to report two recent thefts of her homemade brownies. The first disappearance occurred some time between 11:46 a.m. and 12:27 p.m. on Thursday. Havi...
