Brownie Picnic
Matt Osgood - Staff
Think it's safe to go to the park with your girlfriend?
Think again, at least if you're carrying brownies.
What you'll see here is a disturbing, graphic representation of the lengths to which the Thieves' cartel will go in search of ...
Brownie Thieves are Among Us!
Matt Osgood - Staff
Attacking again, Brownie Thieves took advantage of our consumer culture...
Brownie-Jacking!
This poor guy tried to bring brownies home and got garroted for his trouble.
Without a team...
Doing Their Own Stunts
Some people think just because their house sits up off the ground they'll be safe.
Not true...
Chloroform and Carry
Living proof that anything can be an entry point, these girls carry noxious chemicals with...
Photography
Our camera crews travel far and wide to catch Brownie Thieves in action. When they are unable to catch the elusive criminals, we do re-creations as faithfully as possible.
Brownie Bandits Penetrating PA
A local middle school teacher who requested to remain anonymous called police Saturday to report two recent thefts of her homemade brownies. The first disappearance occurred some time between 11:46 a.m. and 12:27 p.m. on Thursday. Havi...
Brownie Thieves in Action
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Mom's Tips
* Do not bake brownies while alone, but if you must, while they are fresh, keep all your doors and windows locked.
* Never disclose your baking plans to mere acquaintances.
* Never use an exhaust fan while baking brownies. The delicious fumes could travel throughout the neighborhood and attract unscrupulous thieves.
* Beware of beautiful young girls traveling in pairs and wearing black.
Our Mission
Our Mission is to expose the conspiracy that's afoot to deprive hard-working people of their perfect pans of brownies.
When the police won't send detectives, when ABC won't send reporters, we're there to provide you an outlet for your story.
