No matter how far you go from civilization, you can never escape the brownie thieves.
Anyone with brownies is in serious, serious danger of losing them, and maybe losing a lot more. Driving through a small camp ground, our victim this time found a se...
Think it's safe to go to the park with your girlfriend?
Think a...
Bernard McGillicuddy - Staff
Attacking again, Brownie Thieves took advantage of our consume...
This poor guy tried to bring brownies home and got garroted for his trouble.
Without a team...
Some people think just because their house sits up off the ground they'll be safe.
Not true...

This website has exclusive, ultra-rare footage of Brownie Thieves in action. When we're unable to provide footage of the elusive criminals, we do re-creations as faithfully as possible.
A local middle school teacher who requested to remain anonymous called police Saturday to report two recent thefts of her homemade brownies. The first disappearance occurred some time between 11:46 a.m. and 12:27 p.m. on Thursday. Havi...
* Do not bake brownies while alone, but if you must, while they are fresh, keep all your doors and windows locked.
* Never disclose your baking plans to mere acquaintances.
* Never use an exhaust fan while baking brownies. The delicious fumes could travel throughout the neighborhood and attract unscrupulous thieves.
* Beware of beautiful young girls traveling in pairs and wearing black.
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