Pastoral Peace Postponed
No matter how far you go from civilization, you can never escape the brownie thieves.
Anyone with brownies is in serious, serious danger of losing them, and maybe losing a lot more. Driving through a small camp ground, our victim this time found a se...
Brownie Picnic
Bernard McGillicuddy - Staff
Think it's safe to go to the park with your girlfriend?
Think a...
Brownie Thieves are Among Us!
Bernard McGillicuddy - Staff
Attacking again, Brownie Thieves took advantage of our consume...
Brownie-Jacking!
This poor guy tried to bring brownies home and got garroted for his trouble.
Without a team...
Doing Their Own Stunts
Some people think just because their house sits up off the ground they'll be safe.
Not true...
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This website has exclusive, ultra-rare footage of Brownie Thieves in action. When we're unable to provide footage of the elusive criminals, we do re-creations as faithfully as possible.
Brownie Bandits Penetrating PA
A local middle school teacher who requested to remain anonymous called police Saturday to report two recent thefts of her homemade brownies. The first disappearance occurred some time between 11:46 a.m. and 12:27 p.m. on Thursday. Havi...
Brownie Thieves in Action
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Mom's Tips
* Do not bake brownies while alone, but if you must, while they are fresh, keep all your doors and windows locked.
* Never disclose your baking plans to mere acquaintances.
* Never use an exhaust fan while baking brownies. The delicious fumes could travel throughout the neighborhood and attract unscrupulous thieves.
* Beware of beautiful young girls traveling in pairs and wearing black.
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Our Mission is to expose the conspiracy that's afoot to deprive hard-working people of their perfect pans of brownies.
When the police won't send detectives, when ABC won't send reporters, we're there to provide you an outlet for your story.
